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Saturday, 19 October 2013

4 Arsenal Fans Commit Suicide After Ozil’s Injury


Unanticipated reports filtering from the Emirates stadium allege that Four Arsenal fans committed suicide last night.
According to the club management, initial reports from the police states that they are not suspecting any foul play after observing the scenes and series of events preceding the time the unspeakable acts took place.

All four acts took place between 10:25 – 10:30pm (local time) which is just after Arsenal's play maker Mesut Ozil lowered himself to the ground before limping off in pains as his German side go on to win Sweden 5-3 in stockholm.

FNN was able to speak with an Arsenal fan, and he said: "I am not surprised they killed themselves, very few people can suffer for eight years and watch their only hope for salvage disappear, we all know the drill, Van Persie is one of the best players in the league, but while in Arsenal we couldn't get trophies because he picked up long term injuries when playing for his country, Ozil is the reason behind Arsenal's rise to the top of the EPL table, the witches have gotten to him now" he exclaimed.

"Even if we don't win the EPL, it is not the end of the world, we can still clinch 4th place, so we call on our fans to have faith…RIP Goners!!" The club's official handle tweeted in reaction to the news.

In order to curb recurrence of such, the police and OCB call on families and friends of die hard Arsenal Fans to keep close watch on them, even as we pray for Ozil's quick fitness and await more details on the status of his knee injury from the medical teams.

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