Urgent Vacancy In A Rich Young Bachelor's House, Apply Only If You Are Single!!! (Read Requirements)

WALTER

Come on here all the single ladies, seriously I was just checking my facebook posts and I saw what my friend Walter Kimanii Pokolett wrote on his wall...Funny kinda so I decided to share, read it below and drop your comments. He might just be your dream man.  

I am a reputable bachelor who urgently needs the services of a trained wife. Applicants must have at least a Bsc or Hnd (or its equivalents) in Home Econs & Management, a Masters in Domestic Affairs and Other Allied Matters will be an added advantage. Among other requirements, applicant also must be between the ages of 17 and 22 years. Have at least 15 years domestic experience and be able to cook a delicious meal of jollof rice using ONLY rice and salt in the absence of other ingredients and condiments like pepper,groundnut oil, maggi, onions, tomatoes etc. And be able to cook a proper meal asides noodles and be able to get "bellefulled" after taking half a superpack of indomie noodles.Have a backside wide enough to carry at least 2 babies and a grown man at a go ( I plan to have twins and save my cost of transportion sometimes. Be allergic to things like Brazilian hair and gadgets like Blackberry Z10 etc... Have won the Miss Nigeria title at least three consecutive times.. Be able to fry a whole bunch of plantains and a big pot of meat without tasting any AT ALL. Not have accounts on Facebook, Twitter, 2go,Google chat, or any other social networks or be on BBM etc... Must be able to pound yams with one hand and bath a baby with the other hand simultaneously... Have an ability to determine the age of a fresh egg which i would use in the interview. Note: If you are a tomboy and have been to a weight gym before or have learnt skills in martial arts like karate, judo, kungfu or boxing please do not apply. Also, if you are from Ibadan please don't apply, I heard some of you use iru (locustbeans) to garnish almost every meal, salad and fried eggs inclusive )Along with your CV should be attached an essay on the topic "MYSELF"...You can drop your CV here or forward it to sexy.walter@yahoo.com. Thank you.# Ladies should encourage their sisters and female friends to apply with two passport photoqraphs respectively  Buy Cheap Android Phones on Konga.com | Lowest Price in Nigeria
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