
Article not written by Opecareem: A sense of humor has long been heralded as a desirable trait in men when it comes to dating,
often sitting at the top of the characteristics women want in a
partner. Men, on the other hand, generally don’t say things about
prospective girlfriends, like, “She could be short, fat, and bald. I don’t really care, as long as she has a sense of humor.”
But
there are plenty of reasons men should be looking for funny women to
pair up with. Here are 10 reasons I recommend everyone date a funny lady like me
Because we’re funny.
I mean, obviously. Funny
people know how to say the right thing at the right time—or the wrong
thing at the wrong time, in the best way. We can get a laugh in the
worst moments and make stressful situations fun. I own the dance floor
at weddings and can make people snort at funerals. Cocaine, in the
bathroom, after the service: it’s a real pick-me-up when a loved one has
died.
Funny ladies are deep thinkers.
No matter how
silly the joke, underneath it lies a very serious mind. The funniest
women are incredibly keen observers who are great at analyzing what’s
going on around them. So your conversations with a funny woman will not
only be hilarious but also enlightening. At least about the basics, like
bodily functions and food. I don’t mean we’d talk about bodily
functions and food at the same time. Actually, yeah, probably.
We can relate to your anxieties and insecurities.
If
you ever want to feel better about yourself, listen to a funny woman
talk about how badly she feels about herself. Not only will you feel
better, she’ll feel better, too, because if there’s one thing funny
women love to do, it’s talk. That’s why mimes aren’t
considered comics. Because they’re silent. And because there’s nothing
funny about being trapped in an invisible box. It’s horrible, in fact. I
mean, WE’RE ALL IN CAGES YEARNING TO BREAK FREE, AMIRIGHT?
All of my friends are funny and/or smart, too!
You’ll
never get bored hanging out with funny girls who have endless stories
to tell. Also a bonus if you like to hang out in bars and clubs that
serve the kind of food that inspires jokes about bodily functions (see
#2).
Funny people don’t embarrass easily.
I’m
a comedian in real life, which means I have talked into a microphone
loudly and proudly about the kinds of things most people whisper about,
and I take life’s awkward moments in stride. Like the time I fell into
the gap between the subway train and the platform and almost lost my leg
but got saved by a stranger who pulled me up by my nipple. Or the time I
flirted with the doctor before he gave me a colonoscopy. (He flirted
with me after, too. What does that say about how beautiful I am on the
inside, huh?).
I live for the story.
If a
sense of adventure is what excites you, then step right up! Comedians
can always tell when some interesting shit is about to go down and know
how to follow the action. That’s not just because we love telling
stories, we also love living a story! It’s an exhilarating
feeling to know you’re really alive and in the moment, even if that
means you find yourself in a club in Scotland filled with loud,
toothless, aging gay men wearing assless chaps, fighting to shut them up
while you throw yourself into a split and start freestyle rapping. Hey,
I won them over in the end!
Comedians know how to party.
It’s
no secret that comedians are legendary partiers. But it’s not just
because some of us are terrible drunks. It’s because we love to have fun
and make fun for other people. And because some of us are also terrible
drug addicts.
We like movies about dumb sh*t.
Afraid
a girly girl won’t want to watch frat humor with you? Don’t worry. We
love to laugh at broad comedy as much as we love to cry at movies for
broads. Fortunately, Bridesmaids andThe Heat fall into both categories, and I’m pretty sure you’d love those flicks, too.
We won’t suffocate you by wanting to hang out with you every single night.
Dating
a person with their own life and interests is key to maintaining a
healthy relationship (and your own life and interests!). Of course I’d
love for you to come to my comedy shows, but you don’t have to be there
every single time. Thankfully I’ve got an adoring audience of strangers
who also need my love and care.
But, to answer your question, and to let you know what the one con of dating a funny lady is:
Yes, you will end up in my act.
That’s
also the downside of dating any comedian. As long as you’re not a jerk,
you’ve got nothing to worry about! NO PRESSURE. (If your funny girl
isn’t a comedian, replace “act” with “conversations with her BFFs where
she does act-outs of your annoying habits.” But don’t worry, baby –
you’re perfect.)
We love surprises!
You
thought I forgot number seven, didn’t you? Well, I did. But through the
magic of improvisation and the rule that there are no mistakes, here we
are. Imagine how fun I would be popping up behind you on a date, going,
“DID YOU FORGET ME?! HERE I AM! LUCKY NUMBER 7! WOO!”
In closing,
funny women may be just like regular women with slightly more body
hair, but we are also really grateful for free entertainment. So don’t
skip over the next funny woman’s profile you come across while you’re
online dating looking for Mrs. Right. Most of us distrust the notion of
marriage because we come from broken homes, so we’ll save you lots of
money on diamonds. Call me!
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