Number Of Fishes In Titus Set To Be Reduced To One

Sad news reaching OCB desk today claims that Popular sardine company "Titus" are currently making some policy changes and as a result reducing the amount of fishes allocated to a can.



According to the reports, this action was due to the low turn up of fishes these days and a strategic control measure of a possible fish drought that might occur later this year.



Although the whole event was still yet to be confirmed OCB spoke to a few consumers who showed great concern, One of them said "this is rubbish! Arrant nonsense" he further lamented that after the reduction in the number of fishes from 3-2 now, by this time in 2015 the can would contain just oil".



However OCB correspondent was also able to Speak to the Production manager as to why such a drastic measure was taken, he spoke with full confidence "You see, My friend, you see we are no more seeing this fishes, we don't know what is wrong, and where dey r goin, bt analyst still think that the fishes are packing their bags like M.I said in (that's by the way)…



Besides, the water is bad and we cant be importing fish".

We are still not sure if this action might be revoked and the 3rd fish replaced but we at OCB will definitely keep

you posted as this story develops.