Thursday 26 December 2013

MIRACLE!!! Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead In Oyo

This happened in one mortuary. A man by the name Seun popularly called "Opelenge" can be said to be the new miracle worker after his sperm brought to life a lady that has been dead for a week.

According to his confession,it was 11pm on a Tuesday night, he was the only one on duty so as usual, he went on checking on the body of the dead to see if any was missing or tampered with. While doing his usual check, he saw this beautiful woman with massive firm bo*bs whose body is still fresh,in his words he said "I have never had a stronger er*ction that the one I had that day", so he couldn't help but press the b*obs and wank to it. After minutes of wanking, he ejaculated on the woman and behold the woman woke up.

The scared man ran away for his life but after some minutes,he came back and saw the woman eating his food, the woman had no clue where she had been and appeared not to be threatening. The man had no choice but to report himself to the authority,the family of the lady said they won't press charges. When we spoke to the lady,she said "Sperm-man is my hero,I'd love him to bring me to life more often",if you know what she meant.

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