Must Read: She Pulled Her Pants... I F**KED Part 2

If u miss the episode 1, click HERE TO READ FIRST!!! ...She come dey look me for face, na small small her eyes wan go where my dicckk just pam for inside where the dicckk dey frustrate dey stretch imself. I just carry style do like say I wan fold my hands for front make she talk wetin she wan talk make I go continue my work. Na so I adjust my face like say I be the most serious person for this world. My mind walai, dey recite psalms and hymns make the preek go down but for where?

"I want you to check my mailbox, there is an an attachment there. Print it for me."

Na so I nod head waka comot from her office o. I no wan hear say person poo come ask me make I smell am. I know my pidgin English is really difficult to comprehend but how will I put it for you guys to understand my feelings better.

I went back to my table, opened yahoomail and logged in Madam's account. It was filled with more than a million emails. Most of which were sent by scammers. I wonder why them crazy scammers would want to scam someone who is a lady and still use,

"I am Miss Trisha P. I lost my father in the war in senegal and he left 200 Billion Dollars for me"

Seriously, it is foolish to scam someone with such a huge amount of money. I can't fall for such scamming. Instead I will fall for far lesser amount.

"Kpulup"

If you use facebook well, you will understand this sound. I always have my earpiece on my ears whenever I'm in front of the system. This is to alert me whenever there is a message. I jumped madam's task and browsed facebook.

"New Message from Perpetual"

Was boldly displayed on the tab above. Hmmmm... Great. I quickly clicked in order to see the message.

"Hi"

The message read. I was confused o. Is it that this babe has fallen for me? Hmm... I am not priding myself as handsome o, but I have one weapon. Being fair. You know, your colour can break barriers. Yeah, put 6 people and let one be fair among them. You will notice the fair person first. Such was it o. I chose only dark guys as friends so babes will always see me. Kapish?

"Hallo"

I did not wait for her to reply, I quickly composed this and sent...

"I dreamed that power was given to me. I was meant to do something with it but with all the power something still lacked."

I stopped there.

"Are you a poet?"

She asked me. Bingo!!! Yellow fineboy and also a poet, you see combination? I only hid the being a Writer aspect from her.

"I won't say yes but looking at your pictures inspire me. I could become the president of Nigeria by just meditating on your pictures"

I replied.

"Haaaaaaa... You are flattering me oo"

She screamed-typed.

"Me? No o. I am saying the truth as was just revealed to me by an angel just now. He said you left them in heaven and he has been sent to monitor you. Guess what?"

I typed.

"....Wat (with a squeezed faced emoticon)

"He said I am the right person for you"

I typed back. Next thing I saw on the screen was...

"OK.. Bye!!!"

Yeah... Una know the reaction. I was shocked and for once, regretted being a poet. If only I had known

Make I go baff jor
TO BE CONTINUED...

By @Foxy_flow BBpin: 28FF386A this nutty dude resides in Abuja.