Must Read: She Pulled Her Pants... I F**KED Part 3

Oh if this is your first time, then I think u should read the part 1 Here and the Part 2 Here .

I just dey look blankly at my screen. What happened? What did I say wrong? Well, I shrugged and went back to checking Madam's mailbox. I printed what she wanted and took it to her. She smiled, collected it and told me to be careful with women. Since she was the superior and na Madam-Staff relationship, I just muttered OK and walked back to my table.

My day was as spoilt as rotten egg, the computer self was looking at me with a scowl on its face. Na small, I for break am but I no get anger problem like Sexkillz, so I just maintain. I was in that state when my phone started ringing. I looked at the screen and discovered it was a new number. I had never seen it before. Ok, let me break it down for you guys.

NPA, Nigeria Players Association, back me up on this. I have multiple girls that gives me toto when ever I am conjigated. Now, calls come in all the time and I have to be on the safer side. How do I achieve this? I don't save their numbers with names. All I do is look hard at the digits and the combination gets into my brain. Me I sabi cram o but I no too good for maths. Another thing, I call everybody baby. Even if I am speaking to my sister on the phone, the moment I pick it up, I say...

"Baby, what's up?"

So the babes just get used to it.

"Hello, Attai on the line"

I do this most time to avoid saying hello and passing through interrogations o.

"Hy, it's me"

Celine Dion na learner where this voice dey o. I opened my mouth but not a sound came out. I was trying to process the musical notes I had just heard into words.

"Sorry please. Who?"

I was f*uccking polite. Who knows, it could be Agbani Darego calling.

"Perpetual"

Now I was more stunned than any stunned person. My brain went into hyper-drive, I needed ideas.

"Yeahhhhhhhhhh..."

I cleared my throat.

"Your voice sounds different"

I said into my mouth-piece.

"Yeah, I had cough that day"

Kai... Now I gats play my ball well.

"If the voice I heard that day had cough, this is just recovering from cough, what happens when you recover fully?"

She laughed silently. That blew my breath away.

"You are funny and I like you."

Una know the rest na....
I felt I had struck jackpot. My heart leaped and to be candid with you guys, I saw it performing acrobatics. Chei, I was a circus performer at heart. I was busy smiling when..

"Attai, are you there?"

I heard that beautiful voice again. You know that feeling na? When after walking under a scorching sun, someone gives you very chilled pure-water to drink. You know how you will sip the water little by little to preserve it. That was how I wanted to preserve the moment. I was savouring each sound of her voice.

"I am but my spirit, soul and body transformed by cosmic powers is seated close to you. Angel, your voice can make a man do things that will make the world question him later"

I dropped that one. Seriously, I did not know when I said that. It just came out.

"You are flattering me again ba. Okay, bye"

And did I beg her not to drop the call? Nope. I know say I don get her and nothing she fit do again. She was already within my grip and me, when I hold something wey dey priceless, to leave am dey like big work. I punched the air and screamed, my hand holding my mouth tight. I was boiling over with joy.

"You are celebrating the devil"

My colleague who I believe had been eaves-dropping my conversation suddenly spoke out.

"I will ask God for forgiveness later"

I replied him. He shook his head and went ahead to tell me the story of a man who said he would give his life to Christ at the last minute. He ended up dying in an accident. His head was cut off from his mouth upward. Now that story scare me, na so I open my mouth like say I wan breath, sharpaly exclaim silently sha:

"God forgive me."

See, na normal thing to pursue woman o, but men, I dey always fear make e no be when I dey give do'g'gy style to babe na im trumpet go blow. How I wan carry explain? Na utmost ffuucckking for hell be that na and I believe say the puussyy go be chuku-chuku. (Una don watch that Liberian girl testimony na)

"See you. Just continue for your misdeed"

He said.

"Your hell-fire go hot pass my own"

I shouted back at him. Office through out that day was fun as I did things that made other workers to stare at me. If you wey I senior just say,

"Attai, abeg help me fetch water make I drink"

Normally, I go use bad eye look then warn you make you no ever make that mistake again. For where. This time, na speed I dey carry go fetch the water. I dey do all those things just for time to run but the time self just stiff die like say earth dey find am difficult to rotate again. Pardon my pidgin. I know say e dey hard una read sometimes.

I waited till closing time, 6:00pm. First time I did not inform my boss I was leaving. I just went to where my bag was kept. Opened it, sprayed my chinese perfume for body. Entered into the restroom, looked at my face and spoke some words of encouragement to me. You know how they say, if you don't talk to yourself, who will?

I walked outside, entered the lift and stopped at the last floor. From there I proceeded to walk to the bus-stop. I no get car so babes, make una know that one now. I had gotten to NNPC towers when my phone rang. I looked at the screen, it was the same number. I quickly picked it. I waited and the person at the other end waited too. Sensing she wanted to play with me, I opened my mouth...

"Only the sound of your breath is lifting me up here. I can't wait to look into those lovely eyes and express myself proper to you."

I thought I had dropped a great line.

"So na you dey disturb my babe!!!"

A voice thicker than Obasanjo's own spoke from the background.

Make I enter toilet small abeg, shyte been don dey hook me since...
TO BE CONTINUED

By @Foxy_flow BBpin: 28FF386A this nutty dude resides in Abuja.