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For any social network groupie, a name like Maheeda doesn’t need any form of introduction.
All thanks to her for stripping down
Nigeria’s entertainment Walk Of Fame or Walk Of Shame, stirring up
emotions on her wake. Maheeda would have probably been sitting on a long
thing if she had decided to lull her way into our hearts. But instead,
she chose to put everyone on a much longer thing with her strip tease.
And in the process, she snatched the “Queen of the Naked” crown from
Afro Candy with her head still attached to it. Judging by her body
language, anyone gunning for that crown should be ready to outstrip her
and inspire more damning comments than hers, something like, ‘Maheeda
please put on your pants,’ ‘Tufiakwa, Maheeda you are a
disgrace to womanhood,’ ‘Maheeda please go get a shave,’ ‘Maheeda you
are a prostitute, you are crazy, you are rotten,’ and so on. These are
comments that have helped in her star quest. But the clear consensus
from supposed haters and secret admirers alike is that Maheeda is hot.
And in showbiz, that’s the least crime anyone can be charged for. In
other words, blaming Maheeda for exploiting the show part of the
business whether to her advantage or not is a matter for another
article.
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Some of you reading this article know for
certain that if Maheeda was getting paid for every of your clicks on
her posts, she probably would be one of the richest celebs in Nigeria
today. For God’s sake, enough with the hates. Leave Maheeda alone.
Everything she does is off a well-written script and she plays her role
perfectly well just like Kim in keeping up with the Kardashians. And I
guess everyone but Nollywood can see her potentials. Well, who can blame
our poor dear Nolly? It is not her fault that she was born blind.
Whether anyone sees it or not, it is without a doubt that she has made a
powerful statement and used controversy to boost her career. Her stunts
are no way different from what we have seen in the past from well known
artistes in other climes.
The charges brought against her by some
self-righteous critics are ironic considering that a lot of our musical
videos today are about shaking of bum bum by semi-nude vixens.
Is she seeking for attention? Of course
she is. But aren’t we all here in entertainment for that sole purpose?
Yes, she is pulling a stunt, but not a crass and irresponsible one like
most people say. NBC can never be too quick to wield its hammer and
lecture of why it should not be allowed for public viewing, because the
kids can easily get traumatised. Some of today’s teenagers will easily
wave it off as nothing. Besides, Maheeda has never said she wanted to be
a role model for kids. That is Ben 10’s Job. All my life as a musician,
I have never come across anything as the perfect formula for making a
hit song. You can only decide a more convenient and cost effective way
to publicise your works to your audiences. It is said that there is no
bad publicity in entertainment, meaning the criticisms further point her
in the right direction towards her desired aims. Nudity and music
videos are two things that go great together. Artistes have been pushing
envelopes for years and using their bodies as extras to woo audiences.
From Alanis Morissette’s “Thank U” to Lady Gaga’s “Telephone,” artistes
have been stripping down in their videos. In 1999, the American rock
band, Blink 182 moved down the streets almost naked in their “What’s My Age”
video. D’Angelo revealed his well chiselled abs and almost revealed his
penis in his year 2000 “Untitled” (How Does It feel). Robbie Williams
also stripped off his clothes and even his skin to impress girls in the
“Rock DJ” video that same year. More artistes have gone nude or
semi-nude in their music videos, like Britney Spears and Madonna, while
Erykah Badu’s very popular “Window Seat” video shows her stripping off her clothes while walking through the famed Dealey plaza in her native Dallas.
Television in Nigeria is fast becoming a
graveyard of dead and boring programmes due to the strict regulations of
NBC. While videos like Maheeda’s and Timaya’s Ukwu are gaining more
viewers for cable TV channels.
I recently stumbled on a TV interview
with Maheeda angrily talking about the comments made by Charles Novia
about her personality. It was an interview that revealed nothing we
didn’t already know about Maheeda anyway. But how monotonous can an
interview get, asking Maheeda how many minutes she takes to put on her
panty hose? How she pictures her as someone who loves getting dressed
beats me. Hello, your question should be how many minutes it takes her
to get undressed. I guess Maheeda only got dressed that day because the
TV station must have insisted on it. And the fact that they are not a
cable TV channel. I am sure Maheeda would have loved having NBC choke to
death watching her naked tattoo-riddled body on TV. Who wouldn’t! Not
that the death of NBC would have bothered any entertainer anyway, least
of all Maheeda. NBC’s funeral might even call for street carnivals all
over the Nigerian entertainment-dom. Nobody requires NBC approval to
take off their clothes. I remember seeing a video teaser of Maheeda for
the first time on facebook and I thought it was indeed interesting. But I
will quickly advise anyone who intends going on a naked pilgrimage like
Maheeda’s, to first and foremost develop a thick skin as a buffer for
public backlash. But some entertainment stakeholders will argue that the
only true contingency in entertainment is get criticised and get
popular with it. I won’t be wrong to assume that a lot of people
actually await her next stunt. There’s definitely no wahala in
nudity as far as the world of art is concerned. In entertainment over
the years, we have seen crazier things done with the intent of getting
the message across. Erykah Badu for instance got a fair dosage of
criticism and respect for her “Window Seat” video. Maheeda seems
prepared to deal with the consequences, good or bad. She has already
made it clear to all and sundry that she believes in what she does. And I
think it is great. What is so offensive about the human body anyway?
Not like she is doing what none of us have seen or heard of before.
People should try and lighten up and give her a break. What better way
for her to drum up publicity in this already saturated industry of ours.
If we all must go only by NBC’s regulations and get all dressed up
every time we stand before a camera, won’t it all be too normal and
normal they say is boring. And while we sit awaiting the next stunt of
the nude high priestess, let me borrow a line from Russell Crow the
gladiator, are you not entertained?
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