Must Read: 11 Funny Quotes Remixed By Nigerians

Honestly Naija guys are creative in their own "local way"...lol..I got this message on BBM now and I decided to share with you as you celebrate Salah...Please make sure you laugh and pass it on....Check them out below:

1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)

2. He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

3. He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

5. Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

6. He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

7. Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

8. Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

9. He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

   

10.  No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

11. Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs Jesus Badly - Barack Obama (2014).