SHOCKING: Sallah Ram Begs Alhaji For Mercy In Kano

As muslims around the world celebrate the Sallah today, shocking news from kano depicts that a Ram bought and about to be slain by one Alhaji Adamu Abdullahi, surprised and scared eye witnesses when the Ram spoke and pleaded with the Alhaji to pardon him this sallah Celebrations.



The Ram pleaded, that he wasn't ready to die now, in the words of the ram "Alhaji abeg, I beg u in the name of Allah, pity me dis sallah, I don't want to die now, Walahi, I don suffer dis year- escaping from Boko Haram bombs, I had to even sneak out of Borno. since the declaration of State of Emergency, the Soldiers have been shooting at Rams on sight, saying we are accomplices"



The hard hearted Alhaji Adamu refused to yield to the Ram's plea cos that is the only Ram available for the Family. On noticing this the Ram once again spoke and threatened him that when he gets to the other side, he's going to set up a committee of Noble Rams and they'll cry to Allah and Prophet Mohammed (SAW) to intervene, in order to save their endangered specie by changing the name of muslims' holy month from Ramadan to Fowladan or Goatadan, just maybe that will make muslims appreciate Fowl or Goat more than Ram.



The Alhaji's wives, Ahjia Sherifat and Halima took to their heels immediately and have vowed not to eat any ram meat this sallah. OCB hereby call on all muslims to bring their Rams to our Headquarters for adequate spiritual tests and probable deliverance before eating.

Barka de sallah to our muslim folks!!