OCBJokes: What My Friend Thinks About MTN & Their Daily Tips (Must Read)

Guys, trust me if you don't laugh after reading this, then consult your doctor, it is very important....So I got this funny write up from a friend and I decided to share with you guys, lol, what are friends for...Read below:

 Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself

3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy soaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your heart...
6. Dear customer.. wanna catch all the witch in your village???text catch to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village.
7. Dear Customer Do You Think You Can Make Heaven? Text HELL To 32255 To Check Status. Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS... for what?? HABA!))
Also from the APC primaries..read below:
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