Breaking News: ASUU President Buys Private Jet

In the midst of turmoil in the Nigerian Education sector resulting in total shutdown due to strikes by ASUU, ASUP, NASU, LASU, SHASU, PASUMA, and other university unions, the ASUU Chairman has dealt a collective slap to the face of Nigerian students by procuring a Private Jet.



FNN received pictures from an anonymous source of a 1996 Model Gulfstream that was delivered to the ASUU Head Honcho this morning, to the consternation of students and other lecturers alike.



So far, the only word we got from his camp regarding the plane was "IS IT YOUR MONEY?". We also hear Eldee and Pastor Fireman will be present at the dedication of the plane.

Credit. :FNN