Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Monday, 11 December 2017

Olamide, Phyno, Bisola, Lasisi Elenu Set For Mama Tobi Homecoming Concert

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Social media sensation, Oluwatobi Adeshina Onibatedo, popularly known as Mama Tobi, is bringing together some of Nigeria’s hottest musicians and online sensations for his anticipated first show in Lagos tagged Mama Tobi Untamed: The Homecoming. Packaged by the Temple Management Company, the event promises to be a night of drama and entertainment enriched by live stage comedy skits that has established Mama Tobi as one of the toasts of Nigeria’s growing internet comedy craze. Mama Tobi Untamed: The Homecoming Holds onDecember 20 at Hardrock Café, Oniru, Lagos from 7pm.

Tuesday, 14 November 2017

Get Ready for The Gathering of Champions With MC Starcomes



The highly anticipated comedy event is here! Unique Entertainment presents, Gathering of Champions with the crazy and talented Mc Starcomes. The event is scheduled to hold on 10th of December, 2017 starting 3PM with redcarpet..

Thursday, 14 January 2016

Hilarious: Abuja Goats Found Eating the Missing 2016 National Budget (Photos)


Users of social media in Nigeria who are known to be creative with jokes which are used mostly to mock the political happenings in the country, has taken it up a notch oncemore in the trending topic - Missing 2016 National Budget.

Saturday, 5 July 2014

COMEDY!!! See How To Write A Good Love Letter (lol)

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Dear Mutiu,
The thing we are does the last time are take effectiveness. I told you to use preventiveness but instead, you choose sweetness, right now conceive is in me. Mother is cry , Father is annoyance , So come quickly or Idies.
Your Loveli
Rebecca
 
REPLY FROM MUTIU TO REBECCA

Dear Rebeka,
I warning you not to use my name in fain . The thing we does the last time that I don't even last up to 2 mins, now you are name calling me. U think I don't knew about your Boyfrend Mike the gateman, Ben the barber and Shaibu the washman that supplying water to ya yard. Are all of them using preventiveness? U thinkin I doesn't knew your doneing the same thing with them? Now you r name callin me becus of that small thing we does d last time.
Afterall it was sweetin u more than it was sweetin me . That is why u was shouting "ooouuuch ooouuch! Chineke meehhh" & carrying your 2 leg ups . Let me informate u that it is not me oooh, cus the doctor test me & say I'm impotency:O I'm warning u,!
Bye.
REPLY FROM REBECCA TO MUTIU

Wicked Mutiu!
Is this how you are treated me now that conceivenessis in me? I been no want to do it wit u before and u sweared that u love me well well. I now does it wit u and pregnancy is catch me now and u want to leave me and runs? No! It ll not happen oo!
E no sweet me! I was saying 'ouuch' because it was pains me well well and me I didn't carry my leg ups, na u is carry am ups telling me 'Rebeka,u sweet well well'
U is calling plenty piple name say I does it wit dem! Me,I no does anytin oo!Did u see me does it? Did u?They is all just my friend! They like me but meis not like dem! Its only u I does it wit!
You are claiming impotency.
Is it not u that gave Amina, biliki and evn rose that is selling orange Pregnant?!
Come and tell my mama and papa its you or impotency catch u true true! !
Useness Alima
 
BUHAHAAAAAA...I no fit laff abeg....

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Checkout out The 10 Richest Nigerian Comedians & Their Sources Of Wealth



   
 The comedy business in Nigeria is no longer just funny but also a big source of revenue for the Nigerian Entertainment industry and the comedians themselves. The Vanguard takes a look at the top 10 in this branch of entertainment in terms of their assets, the money they charge per show, the various products or corporate endorsements they did, and their established brands from which they make steady income.
Alibaba:
With over thirty years of performing on stage and hosting events for almost all Nigeria’s former presidents and the present one, Ali Baba sits at the apex. Even President Olusegun Obasanjo once jokingly accused him of being overpaid for his performance. His Lekki mansion where he lives is said to be worth more than N300 million alone.
Alibaba makes his money through a chain of businesses in Lagos: as a reputed motivational speaker, a professional comedian patronised by almost all the big brands and political bigwigs in the country. His net worth is estimated to be over 3 billion naira. It is estimated that he performs in a minimum of two events weekly at an average rate of 4 to 4.5million naira per event. That would add up to about 400 million naira per annum!
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Basketmouth:

He has been associated with many companies, signing different endorsement contracts in the last six years. He also has an impressive list of branding deals with Amstel Malta, Globacom Ltd. and a host of others. With his sold-out shows in South African, London, and even in far away America, and on his Basketmouth Uncensored platform, the comedian has been so consistent since he came to limelight.

His assets are estimated to be worth 2 billion naira. His annual income may be in excess of 192 million, while endorsement deals run into over 120 million annually. His international show, Basketmouth Uncensored, rakes in an estimated 100million naira. This artiste makes over 360 million annually.



I Go Dye:

United Nations Millennium Developmental Goal Ambassador, Amb. Francis Agoda, fondly called I Go Dye is the C.E.O of Revamp Construction Company, a property, real estate and road Construction Company. An estimate of his annual income stands between 350 and 500million naira, while his net worth is valued at over 2 billion naira. With properties in choice areas across Nigeria, and fleet of luxury cars, he is the man to beat. He also has a special performing relationship with almost all the governors in the country. His business empire is increasing every day. Presently, he is constructing a bottle water company, Franstel Natural Bottle Water.



Julius Agwu:

He made over 20 million naira alone from the launch of his book when he turned 40. He has properties scattered all over the country, a state-of-the-art audio and video studio, and more political affiliates than any other comedian.

For over a decade now, Julius Agwu has been organising two events: Crack Your Ribs and Laugh for Christ Sake. He is reputed to own properties in 3 states in Nigeria, and is also the C.E.O of Real Laff Entertainment Company which is an event management firm. His performance fee is between 2 to 3million naira per event, and his annual take-home is estimated at 180million while his personally organised events are estimated to be about 140 million annually. His net worth is valued to be 1.5 billion naira.



AY:

Since his foray into this money making business, he has risen faster than anticipated with a performance fee that is between 1 and 2 million naira per event, while his A.Y Live events organised annually rakes in 160 million annually. He is said to be earning 280 million naira annually. His net worth is put at 800 million naira. He is also working on his MVP club and also runs an event company. He also has fleets of cars and properties at Lekki area in Lagos.



Gbenga Adeyinka : 

No comedian anchors more events than him presently. He is constantly busy and a top choice with politicians. He has properties and several business interests besides his Laffmattaz which is always a sold-out show with more than 5000 people in attendance every year.  

                                                                  

Okey Bakaasi:

He anchors upscale events steadily and must have made huge money from politics too as Senior Special Assistant on entertainment in Imo State. He has a mansion in Imo State and Canada.



TEE-A:

A highly gifted wedding MC, he has equipment and an events company. He anchors mainly heightened events and also does private businesses.



BOVI:

He has made a lot of money lately from events, adverts and tours. He is probably the hottest kid right now.



YAW

Yaw is into the big league with a choice property in Lagos. He also makes money from MTN adverts, radio presentations, radio hypes, anchoring events, equipment leasing and other businesses.

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Tiwa Savage,Dbanj, MI,Lynxx Others star In Hollywood Blockbuster movies Plus celebrity comments About This, Must SEE!!!


LOL this is actually funny, @howfarna_guy (Ngozi baby 's twitter handle) photo shopped Nigerian celebrities on Chatbuster movies and also gave them roles....i love the celebrity comments part...lol, read it all.... The guy is creative. If all these celebs cathch you, walai you go hear *win* or *wen* whatever...
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 Harry Songz As Mendela
lol, see Pete Edochie comment, buhahaaaaha,
Here is Lynxx, he is the Wolf Of Wash Street
 MI as Man Of Still
 Mo Eazy in The Great Gats Be
Sarkodie and Ms. Jaie in "Tore" (The Mojo)
Mrs Tiwa Savage in The Anger Games


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Friday, 14 March 2014

LWKMD! See What Happened Between Akpos and His Pastor


This is a funny prayer point saga. Below is the crazy encounter between Akpos and his new Pastor.

Akpos mistakenly became friend with his Pastor on facebook, he had accepted before he knew it was him.
Few minutes later his Pastor sent him a message:
Pastor: How are you, my good brother?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: I want to prayer for you now!
Akpos: Thank you daddy, I’m ready.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family...
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God cut you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: Brother Akpos, are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy, I'm here.
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.
Akpos: Are you sure?
Pastor: Of course.

Akpos: Ok, I have something powerful for you too?
Pastor: Oh I see, you want to sow a seed?.
Akpos: Yes, a strong seed. May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. 
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and all members of your family.
Pastor: (no reply)

Akpos: My Pastor, are you there? 
Pastor: [Angry] Why are you asking me if am here?
Akpos: You should be saying Amen to claim this Powerful Prayers o!
Pastor: Na thunder go fire you there! You are a stupid boy!!
....abeg you guys should mind the kind of prayers you are sending to people. Keep it simple, biko!
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Saturday, 26 October 2013

Comedian AY shoots first movie, features Vivica Fox, Ramsey Nouah

Pic 1: AY and US actress Vivica Fox on the set of '30 Days in Atlanta'. Photo: Instagram

Pic 2: Ramsey Noauh, Desmond Elliot and AY on the set of '30 Days in Atlanta'. Photo: Blogger/WarmHearts13

AY Makunis currently shooting his first movie titled '30 Days in Atlanta: The Adventures of Akpos', which features US starsVivica Fox, Lynn Whitfield, and Karlie Redd.
The movie which was shot in two countries – Atlanta US and Nigeria also features Richard Mofe Damijo, Desmond Elliot, Ramesy Noah, Rachael Oniga, Omoni Oboli, Ada Amehas well as Ghollywood actors Juliet Ibrahim and Majid Michael.
According to the comedian-turned-producer, he plans to conclude shooting at the end of October 2013.
AY seems to be borrowing a leaf from his US counterparts, someone like stand-up/comedian Kevin Hartwho has long gone into film production.

Thursday, 24 October 2013

Dear Ladies, Comedian Saka Has Another Message For You

Some girls are so cheap they'll fall for Fried Rice & Chicken or Viju Milk & Gala? Oh Saka why? *lols*